The awkward moment when your dramatic reveal is ruined when the man you almost strangled to death four acts ago doesn’t recognize you.
unless you’ve got
My snakes dont want nuns unless you have bunny ogres
Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?
Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.
with a cock like that? of course!
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS
Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!